chocolate_kisses20001: your fucken nasty
pause, as I do so chocolate_kisses20001: ok just check out my
profile and then there was one.... |
| Below is a Spring 2001 convo
with Nikki from the This
website's greatest fans Article. She has
since stopped talking to me, perhaps because I
put this convo on the site.
SwEeT aNd InNoCeNt NiKkI says: dont come here
with ur sarcastic comments plz Jamie has been added to the conversation. Mark says: no, I could have more intelligent
convo with an orang-utang |
| Mattolo says:
gavin
Mattolo says: fuck off you little runt Gav has left the conversation. Mattolo says: if i wanted you on my contact list Mattolo says: wanker Mattolo says: i hope his parents die. Mark says: hmmm Gav has been added to the conversation. Michael says: seems like a nice chap, this mattolo Mattolo says: blow me Mattolo says: you pink fonted twat Michael says: if i could i would Michael says: blow u, i mean Michael says: and it's purple u illiterate bastard Mattolo says: actually Mattolo says: it's pink Michael says: as if Mattolo says: and i challenge you to find a spelling mistake Michael says: i challenge u to get an eye test Gav has left the conversation. Mattolo says: i challenge you to understand the concept of wit Gav has been added to the conversation. Michael says: i challenge u to say all this to my face Mattolo says: i challenge your mom to understand the concept of abortion Gav says: keep me outta this! Gav has left the conversation. Mattolo says: christ, your name is mickey hooper... like i wouldnt have the balls to say it to your face Segeta says: I could have you guys Segeta says: Mat Michael is the guy Mattolo says: what guy? Michael says: at least i have balls to put my real name in Segeta says: that me you and mark spoke with ages ago Mattolo says: my real name is Mat Chadwick Michael says: good Mattolo says: that hardly takes guts Michael says: pleasantries out of the way Michael says: what's your point? Mattolo says: it is? the sociology guy? Mattolo says: hah. cool. he's as bad at arguing as mark is. Michael says: not used to spending my life in front of a computer monitor Mattolo says: that's a shame Mattolo says: y'see, i was conceived in PC World Mattolo says: and ever since then I just havan't been able to get enough Mattolo says: but then Mattolo says: not all of us have parents who can afford to have kids conceived within the confines of a test tube. Mattolo says: *sighs* Michael says: anyway, fun though that was.... Mark says: yeah Michael says: to think i have this guy's picture Mattolo says: it's not easy being a pin-up. Michael says: dartboards have to sell somehow Mark says: lol Mattolo says: ahh Mattolo says: you took my advice and read up on "wit"? Mattolo says: that's cool Mattolo says: now, maybe if you can make a comment that wasn't first heard during the 18th century Mattolo says: i could clap for you too Mattolo has left the conversation. Michael says: Is he usually like this? Mark says: No, he can actually be a real git at times |
| This convo was
with someone I don't know, on AIM Chat, spring 2001.
ShastaMcNasty777: I am bi-sexual because I have sex with men and women ShastaMcNasty777: is it that hard to understand?? uksmartass: yes, as u just said u were a lesbian ShastaMcNasty777: A lesbian MOST of the time ShastaMcNasty777: what do you care? uksmartass: that doesn't make sense, your sexuality can't change ShastaMcNasty777: you probably havent had sex yet uksmartass: u cannot be a part-time lesbian, it's a full-time occupation ShastaMcNasty777: Are you a women?? uksmartass: only on weekends ShastaMcNasty777: Do you know what me go through? uksmartass: women? ShastaMcNasty777: I didnt think so uksmartass: u saying all women are part-time lesbians? ShastaMcNasty777: yes uksmartass: they aren't ShastaMcNasty777: one minute naked with me and they will be ShastaMcNasty777: Women can do things to other women that men can only dream about doing uksmartass: such as...? uksmartass: they are unarmed, for a start ShastaMcNasty777: if you spent 24 hours a day with a piece of equipment you would know everything about it ShastaMcNasty777: I bet you could probably wank off another men really well uksmartass: another men? ShastaMcNasty777: yes you....other men ShastaMcNasty777: that whole gay thing uksmartass: I'm not gay... ShastaMcNasty777: not yet.....but if u had a dick in your arse maybe you would change your mind uksmartass: fuck off uksmartass: lol ShastaMcNasty777: do you want a pic of me showing men what I can do? uksmartass: ok ShastaMcNasty777: I need an email address and a pic from you ShastaMcNasty777: either of you or a naked girlfriend........ ShastaMcNasty777: get excitied if you know what I mean uksmartass: why do u need a pic of me? ShastaMcNasty777: or a girlfriend ShastaMcNasty777: its a fair exchange ShastaMcNasty777: isnt it? ShastaMcNasty777: just give me an email address ShastaMcNasty777: and I will send you a pic of me ShastaMcNasty777: and you can send a pic as a trade uksmartass: politically_incorrect_smartass@hotmail.com ShastaMcNasty777: okay do you have a pic? ShastaMcNasty777: to trade uksmartass: ok ShastaMcNasty777: do you have it?? uksmartass: a pic of a girl ShastaMcNasty777: send your pic uksmartass: of a girlfriend? ShastaMcNasty777: or you uksmartass: I could send a pic of a girlfriend ShastaMcNasty777: ok ShastaMcNasty777: are they naked? ShastaMcNasty777: I have sent you a pic uksmartass: thanx, I will look ShastaMcNasty777: Have you sent the pic yet uksmartass: no..blimey, is that u? ShastaMcNasty777: yep me and micky ShastaMcNasty777: good isnt ShastaMcNasty777: *isnt it? uksmartass: I am truly lost for words ShastaMcNasty777: I had fun that day....... uksmartass: I take it u weren't a lesbian, that day? ShastaMcNasty777: well have you send the pic of your girlfriend yet? ShastaMcNasty777: I'm getting excited!! uksmartass: coming up ShastaMcNasty777: cumming up don't you mean! uksmartass: ROFL!!! |
| This convo was on
AIM Chat, and involved people who I ( thankfully
) don't know.
heavenlycrystal: is anyone gonna tell heavenly what a bloody limey is? uksmartass: a Brit heavenlycrystal: oh, heavenlycrystal: im not a brit anyway. uksmartass: where u from? heavenlycrystal: kiwiland ass! chaba36 has entered the room. heavenlycrystal: new zealand heavenlycrystal: so your a limey then? uksmartass: yes uksmartass: I am heavenlycrystal: How unfortunate. chaba36: bet your arse heavenlycrystal: he he. uksmartass: hmm chaba36: do you own a sheep heavenly? heavenlycrystal: how rude heavenlycrystal: but i do actually. chaba36: don't mind me uksmartass: Wales and New Zealand are so alike chaba36: just playing heavenlycrystal: bollocks they are heavenlycrystal: take that back! uksmartass: no chaba36: kia ora heavenly uksmartass: anyway, what u got against New Zealanders? uksmartass: I mean, Welsh sexyboy12b: oi smart ass chaba36: kiwi is my favorite fruit uksmartass: yeah heavenlycrystal: when is a pixie not a pixie? sexyboy12b: dunno heavenlycrystal: when he's up a fairies skirt, then he's a goblin chaba36 has left the room. MODMALE19 has left the room. heavenlycrystal: and no one like my joke. uksmartass: haha sexyboy12b: i did heavenlycrystal: that just sucks. heavenlycrystal: well i couldn't hear ye laughing. heavenlycrystal: at the moment im doing this quiz thing heavenlycrystal: to see what kind of dog i will be. uksmartass: hmmm uksmartass: things that bad? heavenlycrystal: fuck away uksmartass: fuck away? heavenlycrystal: (_x_) uksmartass: hmmmmm heavenlycrystal: its a big arse though heavenlycrystal: when i step back i go BEEP BEEP uksmartass: :-) uksmartass: lol JIM354U has entered the room. JIM354U has left the room. uksmartass: he lasted long heavenlycrystal: that's wot his ex said uksmartass: lol heavenlycrystal: im u PUG heavenlycrystal: how cute. uksmartass: lovely heavenlycrystal: that's wot kinda dog i is by the way. heavenlycrystal: in case u thought heavenly was crazy. uksmartass: never ... BigJamesCT has entered the room. BigJamesCT has left the room. uksmartass: James is back uksmartass: oh, no he's not uksmartass: heavenly, how old r u? heavenlycrystal: 23 uksmartass: oh heavenlycrystal: oh? that is rude uksmartass: lol, y heavenlycrystal: you ask a question and then someone answers and you say OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uksmartass: albeit for the 50 odd exclamation marks... my parents obviously raised me wrong uksmartass: blame them heavenlycrystal: you are probably not someone i am going to enjoy talking to. heavenlycrystal: see ya. uksmartass: fuck off uksmartass: you're still here gigascream5: uk try n be nice yea heavenlycrystal: im not leaving coz of your dumb arse. if you are so desperate to be rid of me, you fuck off. uksmartass: I suggest u read, if u can't remember what u put gigascream5: heavenly i dont think that was called for lets just be calm yea uksmartass: heavenly, I believe it is u that is desperate to be rid of me heavenlycrystal: im sure your mum will take away your computer privillages if your not in bed soon. scoot. uksmartass: at least I'm not immature for my age uksmartass: and I'm sure your dad will take away your virginity, if you ARE in bed, soon gigascream5: no offence guys but your both acting pretty immature uksmartass: but I'm only a kid, apparently, so it's ok for me to act immature gigascream5: a/s/l uk uksmartass: 18/m/Birmingham gigascream5: your an adult uk try and act that way yea uksmartass: what about her uksmartass: she's 23 gigascream5: when she starts soeaking again ill tell her too uksmartass: interrupt your cyber-sex session, and tell her now. Scream it out gigascream5: hang on uksmartass: anyway, y r u so bothered? uksmartass: heavenly and sexyboy would go well together gigascream5: cos i jus wanna make sure evryones havin fun not arguin gigascream5: i mean beanie left cos u were arguin uksmartass: bollox, she left ages ago gigascream5: i imagine others did aswell uksmartass: and this is the only argument I've had uksmartass: might it be the time, that caused ppl to leave uksmartass: to go to sleep, as it is 4.30 am uksmartass: anyway, this room is shit, and 50% of its population are retarded heavenlycrystal: i bet you're gay. heavenlycrystal: have you come out of the closet yet? uksmartass: oooh, u r naughty uksmartass: yeah, I'm gay, and I take your dad up the ass uksmartass: sexyboy has had a go, too heavenlycrystal: my father is dead. gigascream5: uk that wasnt called for sexyboy12b: fuck u smartass uksmartass: her birth wasn't called for heavenlycrystal: he died three weeks ago from a heart attack so thanks very fucken much bringing it up. uksmartass: *scratches chin* sexyboy12b: oi cunt suck ur mums black balls uksmartass: black balls? gigascream5: uk i would appreciate it if u left sexyboy12b: yeah iv seen them uksmartass: giga, if u r so hellbent in restoring peace, may I suggest u target the right ppl, instead of blaming it all on me uksmartass: fuckwit uksmartass: get a fucking life gigascream5: ok uk i been a goodboy till now uksmartass: and? gigascream5: u just pissed me off heavenlycrystal: bye giga uksmartass: so? Can't help it if the truth hurts gigascream5: bye heavenly see ya soon uksmartass: something strange here sexyboy12b has left the room. gigascream5: errrrr no gigascream5: well yea your face gigascream5: but lets not go there hey heavenlycrystal: lol heavenlycrystal: gig! gigascream5: infact lets not go anywhere near u we might die from the .bo gigascream5: BO heavenlycrystal: lmao, uksmartass: chortle, chortle, illiterate humour at its best! uksmartass: keep fake-laughing long enough, heavenly, and u might even find it funny! gigascream5: sorry heavenlycrystal: ha ha ha ha ha. uksmartass: illiterate retards gigascream5: um actually it is spelt bo heavenlycrystal: coming from Birmingham, are you surprised Giga? uksmartass: heavenly, u don't know Birmingham uksmartass: u r from New Zealand uksmartass: fuckwit gigascream5: no but im sure your mom knows half of the men there uk uksmartass: yeah, her and Heavenly's mum share them out heavenlycrystal: im from england you dumb arse cunt. uksmartass: which part? heavenlycrystal: after you called me a fuckwit, heavenlycrystal: i aint telling you. uksmartass: liar, you took the piss out of Limeys uksmartass: bollox u r from England uksmartass: New Zealand u r from heavenlycrystal: lived in illford for three years heavenlycrystal: before i moved over uksmartass: which county? uksmartass: go on giga, tell her where to say she lives, in pm gigascream5: uksmartass why r u called smart ass cos your not all that smart really and well so that only leaves the ass now we all know u like ass u like raping ass sucking ass and fucking ass but haha and thats a big BUTT we wont u 2 go DREDKEN has entered the room. uksmartass: "your not all that smart" uksmartass: the irony that surrounds that statement..... uksmartass: man, u two won't understand y! uksmartass: gig, a/s/l gigascream5: why u wanna know uksmartass: so I can laugh uksmartass: probably about 35 heavenlycrystal: hiya dred DREDKEN: mornin uksmartass: dredken, they're morons uksmartass: u could have more interesting convo with a couple of chimps DREDKEN: by who's reckoning though gigascream5: yea dredken we're morons we're gonna eat u lol run away run away actually nah jus tell uk too fuck off will ya heavenlycrystal: i bet your a virgin. uksmartass: your mum obviously didn't tell u then... heavenlycrystal: all that pent up testosterone, no where to escape. gigascream5: i bet u suck your moms cock DREDKEN: I see....intelligent chat eh? uksmartass: women don't have cocks gigascream5: your a wanker uksmartass: yeah, it's so much fun! I know, for your next birthday, I'll buy u a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers, so u can do it too heavenlycrystal: your more mid way in the closet arent you uksmartass: press f4 and alt together to see my pic heavenlycrystal has left the room. gigascream5 has left the room. uksmartass: well DREDKEN, my son, the room's population has halved...and its intelligence levels have....doubled! DREDKEN: lol. And then there were two uksmartass: they weren't that bad, u gotta feel sorry for them. DREDKEN: I'm off, bye |
| These convos were
on MSN Messenger. In these conversations, I am
posing as Rebecca, under a different e-mail
address. Dave
is also featured in the People
that suck Article
Rebecca says: hey dave 2001 says: hiya hun Rebecca says: how r u? dave 2001 says: fine thanx dave 2001 says: u Rebecca says: I am ok. dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: so, what is your a/s/l Rebecca says: I forgot dave 2001 says: 17/m/leeds dave 2001 says: u Rebecca says: 18/f/Midlands dave 2001 says: oops dave 2001 says: soz hun Rebecca says: about what? dave 2001 says: im onli 17 Rebecca says: that's ok dave 2001 says: do u mind chattin 2 me hun?? Rebecca says: course not, u already seem really cute Rebecca says: my last boyfriend was 16, yet he was more mature than most fully grown men dave 2001 says: oh dave 2001 says: lol Rebecca says: so, what do u do in life? dave 2001 says: work and college dave 2001 says: u Rebecca says: I left college, I am on a gap year. What do u study? dave 2001 says: computing Rebecca says: Gnvq? dave 2001 says: do u have a bf at the mo sweetie dave 2001 says: yeah sumthin like that Rebecca says: no, not at all. Wouldn't mind one. I need a nice man inside me dave 2001 says: lol Rebecca says: u got a pic, I will get a pic soon? Rebecca says: I can send u it soon. I'll wear a really short skirt... dave 2001 says: na i aint soz hun Rebecca says: so, u single? dave 2001 says: yep Rebecca says: what do u do for fun? dave 2001 says: wouldnt u like 2 know Rebecca says: lol dave 2001 says: lol Rebecca says: I like to go clubbing and drink, do u? dave 2001 says: chill wid mates get smashed play footy Rebecca says: I am 5'4, dark, nice body and size 12. What do u look like? dave 2001 says: bleached blonde hair blue eyes 5,7ish slightly tanned medium build both ears pierced Rebecca says: sounds really nice, and what about ur cock? dave 2001 says: u 2 hun dave 2001 says: it's big and easily aroused Rebecca says: so, I have to go for a short time, do u fancy a chat when I get back? dave 2001 says: yeah sure hun dave 2001 says: wen will u b back Rebecca says: ok, bye for now - about half an hour -look fwd to it, bye xxxxxxxxxx dave 2001 says: k dave 2001 says: lataz babe xxxxxxxx Next Convo Rebecca says: hi dave 2001 says: hiya hun xxxx missed u Rebecca says: so, what do u look for in a woman? dave 2001 says: nice personality dave 2001 says: sum1 who i kan trust Rebecca says: that's good. I am getting my pic taken tomorrow...u want to see it when I do? dave 2001 says: yeah that wud b kool babe Rebecca says: so, can u drive? dave 2001 says: nope dave 2001 says: u Rebecca says: learning dave 2001 says: kool dave 2001 says: wot u look 4 in a guy Rebecca says: unselfish, romantic, loving....looks don't matter Rebecca says: it's what's inside that counts, though an 8 inch cock is nice dave 2001 says: yeah thats wot i think aswell hun and i have an 8-incher Rebecca says: I mean, I have been out with plenty of hunks, but I would probably go out with a geek if he was nice enough Rebecca says: if he made me feel good dave 2001 says: lol dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: are u on here much? dave 2001 says: yeah dave 2001 says: i work durin da week dave 2001 says: but im on afta 7 00 on an evenin Rebecca says: I sometimes stay here long into the night dave 2001 says: i stayed on till 4am this mornin Rebecca says: lol, I've done that a lot, my record is 7.30 am dave 2001 says: jesus woz i tired in work dave 2001 says: lol Rebecca says: lol dave 2001 says: but thats onli coz me mom wuz away 4 da weekend Rebecca says: u seem quite mature, I like mature guys. The ones at my school were soooo immature, but u seem different dave 2001 says: thanx hun Rebecca says: I am thinking of building me a website soon. You will love it dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: I want to get a scanner so I can put piccies of me up dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: lol, r u going on holiday this year? dave 2001 says: dunno yet dave 2001 says: probably dave 2001 says: u Rebecca says: yes, Spain dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: I will have to stay slim to look good in my bikini dave 2001 says: kool dave 2001 says: u got a mob hun Rebecca says: no, I am getting one soon, then u can send me lovely texts dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: u could ring me then as well dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: some guys say that I have a real cute voice. It makes men go all funny. A guy does exactly what I tell him to when I speak in a sexy voice. Not to boast, or anything dave 2001 says: kool dave 2001 says: u giv ure number out 2 a lot ov pple then dave 2001 says: lol Rebecca says: lol, not normally over the net, but I might do if I got to know them and I thought I could trust them, and if they deserve to hear the beautiful sound that is my voice dave 2001 says: kool Rebecca says: just going to the toilet, back in 5. I'll think of u as I crap - hehe dave 2001 says: k hun xxxxxxxxxxx Rebecca says: hey, back. I have to go, but I might be back later Rebecca says: I am off out now dave 2001 says: i dont want u to go Rebecca says: awwww babes, I feel guilty now dave 2001 says: no u dont Rebecca says: I do Rebecca says: how about if I try to get back in good time? dave 2001 says: yes dave 2001 says: do dave 2001 says: bye xxxxxxxxx |
| This is an MSN
Messenger convo. This guy, believe it or not, is
for real, and believed everything I said. He's
Ian, as featured in the People
that suck page.
Yanne says: u got a virbrator? Mark says: no Yanne says: wanna by one? Mark says: a vibrating what Mark says: dildo? Yanne says: wanna buy one? Mark says: a dildo? Yanne says: virbrating vagina. Mark says: how much u selling it for, anyway? Yanne says: £60 Mark says: u got it from your dad? Yanne says: yes Yanne says: u intrestyed Mark says: I haven't got much money Yanne says: i tell you what give me a shag and its yours. Mark says: u for real? Yanne says: yes Yanne says: all yours for a quickie Yanne says: its brand new Mark says: I don't live near u Yanne says: where you live? Mark says: Birmingham Yanne says: so get the train Yanne says: your gonna get a virbrator out of it! Mark says: things really need to be organised Yanne says: how do you mean? Mark says: can't rush into things - or onto Yanne says: u want this pussy vibrator or not. Mark says: I'd have it for free or a very small price Yanne says: all you have to do is fuck me Mark says: wouldn't u rather fuck someone else Yanne says: nope u! Yanne says: I want your arse. Mark says: wouldn't another guy's arse do? What's so good about mine?! Yanne says: ok... who you got in mind? Mark says: anyone Mark says: loads of ppl Mark says: a lot of people on Yahoo would say yes, failing that, try Catholic priests Yanne says: so you dont want it then... too bad! Mark says: what, sex? Yanne says: virbrator \ sex Mark says: I'm sure I could use the vibrator - if it'd sell Yanne says: and not my cock!? Mark says: not really Mark says: I prefer pussy - not wanting to sound dirty, hohoho Yanne says: Dont mock till you have tried Mark says: I don't want to try Mark says: I am heterosexual Yanne says: SO AM I Mark says: errrrrr, a heterosexual , male cock-sucker?! Yanne says: I just like the odd cock Mark says: I think u r bi-sexual Yanne says: like girls more. Mark says: me too. Why don't u concentrate on them Yanne says: u know any phonesex\ prostitutes? Mark says: not as friends Yanne says: If I pay you wanna have a 3-some with one? Mark says: I'll take her from the front? Yanne says: yes.... Mark says: u taking her from behind? Yanne says: yes Mark says: ok Yanne says: when? Mark says: summertime Yanne says: Where? Mark says: my house Yanne says: what about parents? Mark says: no, they can fuck each other Yanne says: Will they be home? Mark says: depends when we do it Yanne says: would they mind you shagging a women with another man in their house? Mark says: no Yanne says: they would let you have sex there with them home? Mark says: yes Yanne says: how come? Mark says: they were of the Sixties generation Yanne says: would they let you shag me? Mark says: no Yanne says: y Mark says: they must be religious... Yanne says: why has gay sex come up b4? Mark says: only in the old testament Yanne says: you would love a cock up you! Yanne says: r u a virgin? Mark says: not yet Yanne says: what? what you mean not yet? Mark says: I'm not ready for all that virginity lark Mark says: I'll become a virgin when I am good and ready! Yanne says: Excuse me you are a virgin until you have sex for the 1st time then u loose your vaginity Mark says: sounds painful Yanne says: its coo Yanne says: u wanna loose it now? Mark says: my vagina? Mark says: I need it!!! Mark says: lose it now? Mark says: how? Yanne says: u smoke Mark says: no Yanne says: how big r u? Mark says: height? Yanne says: cock size. Mark says: off the ruler *winks* Yanne says: u ever seen a girl naked? Mark says: oh yes Yanne says: where? Yanne says: where and how did you see her? Mark says: sesame street Mark says: no Mark says: in her bedroom Mark says: with my eyes Yanne says: completly naked... she see you? Mark says: no, she didn't Yanne says: why did she take her clothes off? Mark says: she didn't Yanne says: you said she was naked Mark says: her boyfriend did Yanne says: what the fuck Yanne says: u ever touched a girl? Mark says: yes, but she was a bit deflated - only joking, yes Yanne says: where? Mark says: in her bedroom Yanne says: what you tocuh? Mark says: her hair Yanne says: get lost you idiot Mark says: her PUBIC hair Yanne says: her vagina? Mark says: yes!!! Mark says: wouldn't be her cock Yanne says: u finger her? how old was you both Mark says: 18, 53 Yanne says: Who was it Mark says: My gf's mum!!! Yanne says: Did she touch your cock Mark says: Yeah, wanked on my behalf - I'd gotten repetitive strain injury Yanne says: Did you cum Mark says: I cummed Mark says: Then I went |
| The below
conversation was on MSN Messenger. It includes
me ( What are the scores, Bubble? ), my mate
Michael from the This
website's greatest fans Article, and an
Indian guy. He was somehow under the impression
that we were both girls.
What are the scores, Bubble? says: meet my friend jasvinder says: who What are the scores, Bubble? says: Michelle Superted says: hi jasvinder says: who is this What are the scores, Bubble? says: my friend, Michelle Superted says: me jasvinder says: who are u What are the scores, Bubble? says: 19/f/England jasvinder says: so Superted says: so am i jasvinder says: so what ami suppose to do What are the scores, Bubble? says: talk What are the scores, Bubble? says: to her jasvinder says: why jasvinder says: u dont want to talk What are the scores, Bubble? says: but u do jasvinder says: listen i am dam busy are u joking with me What are the scores, Bubble? says: why r u on MSN, then? What are the scores, Bubble? says: no, I am "dam" serious jasvinder says: coz u people out there are in a passion of disturbing me What are the scores, Bubble? says: then don't come on msn What are the scores, Bubble? says: duh! A passion!? Oh, Jasvinder! Please let me disturb you! *drools* jasvinder says: hey iam sorry i told u that my freind has died its not long What are the scores, Bubble? says: it is ok jasvinder says: by the way i have to leave if ur freind really wants to talk to me ask her tomail me at baaz_jst@hotmail.com What are the scores, Bubble? says: superted, will u e-mail him at baaz_jst@hotmail.com? Superted says: just you try and stop me jasvinder says: by the way who ever u are iam sorry but i promise that i will talk to u properly Superted says: That's ok jasvinder says: whom am i gonna stop and from what What are the scores, Bubble? says: it's always nice to make amends jasvinder says: whats going on jasvinder says: by the way i have to leave now can i have her email to whom i was chatting Superted says: its at the top of the screen What are the scores, Bubble? says: no! It isn't. Ignore that one, that's for show. It's crossercrosser@hotmail.com jasvinder says: i have urs but i didnt ahd ur friend sid jasvinder says: illmail usoon What are the scores, Bubble? says: crossercrosser@hotmail.com Superted says: mine is crossercrosser@hotmail.com What are the scores, Bubble? says: e-mail her there What are the scores, Bubble? says: and add her to msn, later on What are the scores, Bubble? says: not today jasvinder says: why What are the scores, Bubble? says: ok What are the scores, Bubble? says: today What are the scores, Bubble? says: now What are the scores, Bubble? says: do it jasvinder says: do u have picture of urs on net What are the scores, Bubble? says: I will send it jasvinder says: she is there jasvinder says: when What are the scores, Bubble? says: shall I send u her pic? jasvinder says: ok jasvinder says: but first urs jasvinder says: by the way it was nice talking to u jasvinder says: who ever u are Superted says: and yo jasvinder says: and now iam going What are the scores, Bubble? says: ok, bye jasvinder says: muaaaahhhhhhhhhh jasvinder says: love u see u soon Superted says: sorry? jasvinder says: why u sorry jasvinder says: hello i have toleave jasvinder says: are u there What are the scores, Bubble? says: yes What are the scores, Bubble? says: bye Superted says: ok jasvinder says: bye jasvinder says: muaaaaaaahhhhhhh Superted says: yes jasvinder says: what Superted says: xxxx Superted says: xxxxxx jasvinder says: what What are the scores, Bubble? says: :) What are the scores, Bubble? says: :) jasvinder says: ah come on i have to go be specific Superted says: xxxxx jasvinder says: sahlli go What are the scores, Bubble? says: utpo u What are the scores, Bubble? says: free country jasvinder says: if uare no clae What are the scores, Bubble? says: well, ours is jasvinder says: bye What are the scores, Bubble? says: bye, see u soon jasvinder says: bye Superted says: bye What are the scores, Bubble? says: bonjour jasvinder says: bonjour Superted says: ca va jasvinder says: i know a bit french jasvinder says: et vous jasvinder says: merci Superted says: oui What are the scores, Bubble? says: croak jasvinder has left the conversation. What are the scores, Bubble? says: ribbit Superted says: lol What are the scores, Bubble? says: damn. His French is worse than mine, if that could happen. And he's a bit forward What are the scores, Bubble? says: hope he e-mails that wanker Superted says: bastard |
| The below convo
involves me and my mate, Michael from the Fans
page, posing as boyfriend and girlfriend,
with me being the girlfriend. The other guy, Dave,
as seen in the People
that Suck page, ended up thinking that he
had successfully managed to spilt us up.
Rebecca says: twat Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: I send a picture of a fat "minger" Waiting for Dave Linzie 4 eva to accept the file "me.jpg" (30 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer. Transfer of file "me.jpg" has been accepted by Dave Linzie 4 eva . Starting transfer... Transfer of "me.jpg" is complete. Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: I send a pic of a "minger" Waiting for Dave Linzie 4 eva to accept the file "Michael.jpg" (12 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer. Transfer of file "Michael.jpg" has been accepted by Dave Linzie 4 eva . Starting transfer... Transfer of "Michael.jpg" is complete. Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure has been added to the conversation. Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: I message Dave separately, and tell him not to send my bf the pic I sent him of him, in pm. This is a plot to ensure that he believes the pic is really my bf, through deliberately causing him to send Michael the pic, and telling him to say it's him and act angry at me sending it - which works, and Dave sends Michael the pic of "him". "I" am not aware of this. 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However, Dave doesn't even admit he's lying, even without "my boyfriend" being there Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Typing gets fast and furious, here Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure has left the conversation. Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: Dave Linzie 4 eva says: Rebecca says: At around this point, I tell Michael to come back and break it to him that the pics aren't real Rebecca says: Nature's Lukewarm Pleasure has been added to the conversation. 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