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Charlotte McQuinn - Aged 16, from York, and every bit as lush as the photo does suggest. This blonde bombshell, Angel of the North, studies Child Care and Education Level 3 Diploma at York College (she would've been my dream nanny, that's for sure....), as well as serving as a Waitress at a Golf Club ('serving' would surely be more appropriate an activity at a Tennis Club *drumroll*), as a means of keeping the pennies coming in until the Modelling Agencies get back to her, I assume. I hope you all appreciate the standard fee of five-thousand pounds, plus a further two-thousand five-hundred for divulging her details, that I forked out for the visual benefit of you all. For further visual stimulation at its extremist, check out her site HERE. Keep checking, for a greater analysis. 
Charlotte McQuinn: tired, after several long hours of trying in vain to answer all of her fans. Quit with the drooling, now.Ruth Schofield - Aged 21, from the picturesque town of Whitby, North Yorkshire, England. She surely represents a long overdue addition to this page. One of very few people who manage to put a smile on my miserable mug, keeping yours truly from the brink of insanity by the narrowest of margins, in these dark, painful times of late *listens out for the violins*. Definitely the sweetest, loveliest most caring of the pack....'tis a comfort to know people with so much time for others still walk this planet to this very day. Enough to renew even my faith in the human race. She spends her time working part-time at afterschool clubs, tending to lambs and putting up with the ramblings of my good self (if any one person ever had the patience of a saint......), having embarked upon A-level courses this September. If you'd like to e-mail this lovely person (she comes unrivalled, in terms of conversation quality, I can assure you), you may do so here. Nice people only :-) Awww, cute dog, with the even cuter Ruth Schofield, complete with sweet smile and lovely, wide blue eyes.
Phil Waters - Aged 20, from South Shields, Sunderland, England. Talking to him ensures no lack of humour in one's life. The ultimate in Geordie-hating entertainment, and a companion with whom to share bitterness and cynicism. Ever heard of a 'Makem'? You 'ave now. He has a Faceparty profile, that you may view here. 
Haley Bolland - Aged 19, from
Northallerton, North Yorkshire, England. A great
online friend of mine. She claims to love this
site because it's funny. Her hobbies are the
internet, going out with mates, drinking and
lads. She has her own page, which you can view
here. If you'd like to e-mail
her, you may do so here.
She also has MSN Messenger, and likes talking to
new people.
Michael Hooper - Aged 22, from
Surrey, England. Bloody nice bloke. I have known
him for a good 15 years. He has currently just graduated with a 2:1 degree in English, having taken a
rewarding gap year spent working in Safeways.
His hobbies include playing football, going to
football matches - he supports Crystal Palace, -
listening to music (bands such as Radiohead and
Ash in particular), Taekwondo and going down the gym. This
little bastard also beat me at A-level -
probably due to more lenient examiners - with
grades AAB. You can email him HERE
if you wish to, but don't expect a reply.
Laura Risk - Aged 21, from
Falkirk, Scotland. Definitely one of the site's most sexiest
visitors (even when taking Wo-Hen Nankan and
Trevor Cleaver (see below) into account
*gasps*). She has currently finished
school, where she was studying for
four Highers (A-level equivalents?), in which
she attained impressive grades. She now attends
Edinburgh University, where she is 'studying' P.E. teaching
(Applied Sadism). Her hobbies include
Gymnastics, Trampolining, Swimming, Clubbing and
generally having a laugh. She also cheerleads
for her local football team and school. You can
email her HERE if
you wish to. Only send her nice emails, though.
Paul Smith - Aged 22,
from near Birmingham, after residing in
Bradford for the past four years, where he was at university, studying for a degree in Marketing
. I met him at College, while studying for my
A-levels. He labels himself as an 'Alcoholic
Brummie git.' He certainly became a complete
alcoholic since starting @ Uni - the only person
who spends more on drink than me - and goodness
knows what else. His hobbies have already been
mentioned, except for sex (assuming he's telling
the truth :-)). He also likes watching
ice-hockey, and supports the Coventry Blazes,
his local team, who he has watched play a lot.
Oh, and he used to like Star Wars.
Gillian Caullay - Aged 21, from
Scotland. She is at college, studying Media and
Communication. She also has a part-time job as a
waitress, in Glasgow. She enjoys going clubbing
and drinking in her spare time, reading, and
also listening to music.
Rose Warren - Aged 20, from
London. She has just finished at sixthform,
where she was studying Nursery Nursing. She
enjoys shopping, swimming, computer games and
listening to music. Her favourite football team
is Arsenal.
Deborah Grove - Aged 20, from
Newcastle, England, who is currently at college.
She enjoys going to rock concerts, and drinking
at parties. She is petite, hippy style, and has
mousy brown hair and blue eyes. If you wish to
email her, you may do so HERE.
Nikki Martin - Aged 22, from
Wolverhampton, England. She works at a
residential old ppl's home, full of senile ppl
who can't do anything for themselves (and u
should see the residents...), rather her than
me. She enjoys drinking, and supports Wolves. If
you want to e-mail her, you may do so HERE.
Tim Payne - Aged 23, from
Midlands, England, near me. I knew him at school
and college. He is currently working, having spent three years
at Coventry University, studying Business and
Marketing, in which he got a First, having taken a gap year beforehand. His hobbies
include drinking and football (he supports
Liverpool), but viewing this site remains his
fav. pastime. Tim is the middle one, I believe.
Luke Edwards - Aged 23, an old
school pal from Midlands, England, near me. He
works at his local Petrol Station as Assistant
Manager, and also manages a local football team,
as well as coaching football at his old school.
His favourite football team is Birmingham City,
and he holds a season ticket for them. He likes
ppl to contact him, especially gorgeous girls.
 
Erkan Mustafa - Aged 33, from
London, pictured in his old Grange Hill uniform.
He often claims to be only 21, but I know how he
was 11 in 1982. Originally from Greece, he is a
fine cook, and runs his own restaurant in Soho.
He also participates in pie-eating contests, fly
fishing, frog racing, turtle farming, monkey
training and assaulting people called Reginald,
amongst other activities. All in all, he is a
well-rounded bloke, hohoho.
Trevor Cleaver - Aged 30ish, from
London, and very amiable. He likes eating pie,
drinking export lager, sleeping, spending time
on the toilet, driving his Mini, scuba diving,
roller-skating and watching Postman Pat (he has the full
video collection, and likes to sing along). I
believe he is a bouncer at a top London
nightclub. He has many fans, myself included. If
you'd like to e-mail him, you may do so HERE,
but he receives a lot of mail from fans, so be
patient as regards a reply.
Wo-Hen Nankan - Forever in his
prime, and from Los Angeles, California. Often
referred to as the Asian Prince. As you can see,
he is very SEXY, TRENDY and IRRESISTIBLE.
He is a singer, and has sold MANY
RECORDS. Behold, a musical genius. If you're
looking for someone who has a STABLE
LIFE, he's the one you're looking for! If
you would like to contact him (and who
wouldn't?), you may do so HERE.
Do you like to chat? His Aim screename is
Asianprince213. However, guys, he is not gay, so
don't try to contact him, even though many do.
He knows his sexuality, he is straight. If you'd
like to go on a date with him, send him your
pic, but beware, the competition is heating up!
His hobbies include sex, driving fast in his
expensive cars, flying his jet, singing and
tending to his very fine mullet. As a sidenote,
he can vibrate his hands, which impresses the
ladies no end. They go crazy! He can also be a
right BAD BOY at times. What else can I
say? He is sexy, rich, trendy, charming,
romantic, strong, tough, and rugged,
and I, for one, am jealous of him *sighs*. Is he
not hot?
Details on the lives of this fine lot of
people are kept up to date, and more fans will
be added shortly. If you wish to be mentioned,
e-mail
me with your details (though you have to
have claimed your undying love for this site, to
be mentioned).
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