February 3rd 2004 07:02:54 PM

What is your name? a friend of unimpressed
Please leave a message/comments I see that friends reunited have caught up with you and removed your bogus alex sibley entry! all comes to those who deserve it!

Note from Site Owner:
What you mean is: "I, being the spiteful, sense-of-humourless bitch that I am, reported you to Friends Reunited". As 'The Young Ones' saying goes: "I bet I know what she writes on toilet walls: 'Look out; Killjoy was here!'". I wouldn't be surprised if you are one of the people I fooled, and acted out of revenge; I really can't think of any other explanation for your little outburst...

February 3rd 2004 02:03:43 PM

What is your name? Unimpressed
Please leave a message/comments I think impersonating Alex Sibley is a really mean thing to do to those fans that have contacted "him", especially the one that asked for the hospital visit!! I suggest you close the friends reunited account and pass on any requests like the one I mentioned, to Alex's website: www.alexsibley.net Shame on you!

Note from Site Owner:
I would have replied to this message sooner, but I've spent the last few months laughing about which. Ever heard of the phrase "What s/he doesn't know, won't hurt him/her"? May I suggest you take heed of which, and keep things firmly in proportion. I did not expect to receive an e-mail from someone asking 'me' to visit their dying friend, but do not feel that it is anything other than trivial that I did. I won't be passing on such a request to Alex himself, as the friend in question has since died. May I suggest we have a minute's silence?

01/28/02 01:14:47 PM

What is your name? MOTHER FUCKER
Your starsign? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
How did you find this website? fucking arsehole called Mark Warren who is just a fucking shit stirrer
Where are you from? SHIT STIRRING COUNTY
Age? 89575584758437857843
Are you religious? FUCKEN HELL NO
Are you single? NO ATTATCHED TO A GORGEOUS FEMALE
Favourite food? SHAGGING SESSIONS WHICH LAST 24 HOURS
Favourite band/group? SHAGGY
Occupation? SHAGGING MERCHANT
Hobbies? SHAGGING
Latest news in your life? SHAGGED LAST NIGHT
Favourite quote? SHAG SHAG SHAG
Please leave a message/comments NAE SEX ON THIS FUCKEN SITE I WANT A SHAG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note from Site Owner:
You come across as being about as sexually-frustrated as a middle-aged virgin with no hands. If you want to find sex on the net, I suggest you try a Google search on "sex". This should compensate for the lack of sexual stimulation from which you are quite obviously suffering. Hope this helps.
P.S. Blow-up dolls don't count, either.

What is your name? Holy GOD
How did you find this website? fuck knows
Where are you from? who cares
Age? 9373934646
Are you religious? what do u think?
Are you single? Want a shag?
Favourite food? gnomes
Favourite band/group? acid house
Occupation? religious man
Hobbies? shagging
Latest news in your life? Had a great shag last night!
Favourite quote? SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG
Please leave a message/comments AGREE WITH SADDO WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT THIS SITE IS WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT YOU GET UP TO DO NOT WANT YOUR WEEKLY DIARY! WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT U WERE SICK! U JUST CANNOT HANDLE THE DRINK YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN JUST A GOOFY EYED KID WHO IS AT UNI AND DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND HOW HIDES BEHIND A PERSONA!

Note from Site Owner:
Since when has this been my weekly diary? There hasn't even been an update in over two weeks. And how the fuck can someone be goofy eyed? And I hide behind a persona?! What about you, "Saddo", I mean "Holy God"? Also, don't ask me for a shag, pervert.
P.S. Your right hand doesn't count.

What is your name? saddo
Your starsign? who the fuck knows
How did you find this website? fucking arsehole called Mark Warren who is just a fucking shit stirrer
Where are you from? mars like the owner of this site
Age? who the fuck cares
Are you religious? warrenititus
Are you single? shit stirrers united
Favourite food? mark warrens leftover pizza's
Favourite band/group? tweenies
Occupation? shit stirrer
Hobbies? shit stirring
Latest news in your life? shit stirrer Mark thinks I am GD how fucken retarded is he?
Favourite quote? MARK WARREN SHIT STIRRER WHO IS A BABY
Please leave a message/comments Fuck off warren you have no idea who I am and will never find out!

Note from Site Owner:
Why are you calling yourself a shit stirrer, and then having a go at me for shit stirring? I also like the originality of your insults, well done for recycling my "retard" insults.

What is your name? saddo
Your starsign? fire sign
How did you find this website? fucking arsehole told the world
Where are you from? saddo land
Age? what the fuck is it to you
Are you religious? fucking hell what have i come tooo!
Are you single? nane of your business
Favourite food? don't eat
Favourite band/group? bob the builder
Occupation? who cares
Latest news in your life? how sad can u be on this website
Favourite quote? Fuck off
Please leave a message/comments Right who made up all this crap get rid off it! Fucking embarrasement to the web all this shit! Get a life looooooossssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Note from Site Owner:
This message was done by a Glyn Davies. The retard who is Glyn Davies sits all day writing messages in the Guestbook at Friends Reunited. I have been having conversations with people in the Guestbook there, and this shit stirrer has been causing trouble. He's 48, I believe, and has a daughter of 17 - hard to believe and highly worrying. He is as full of shit as a constipated hippo. He claims to be a barrister, a fighter pilot and a brain surgeon, amongst other things. I recommend joining Friendsreunited, if only to laugh at this retard and to feel good about your own literacy skills.
P.S. I'm the only one who made this site, so you mean "loser".

What is your name? Victoria
Your starsign? libra
Where are you from? a place
Are you religious? nope
Are you single? nope I love you ******** forever baby
Favourite food? hmmmmm
Hobbies? my boyfriend, my boyfriend and music
Favourite quote? GoD MaDe ELkS, GoD MaDe DeErS, GoD MaDe NSYNC A BuNcH Of QUEERS
Please leave a message/comments your site sucks a$$

Note from Site Owner: My site " sucks a$$ ", you say. What's your site URL? You didn't leave one. Probably because you don't have one. So, if you wanna take the piss out of my site, shut up, go and make a site better than mine, then come back and do so. It must be pretty easy to just sit there and take the piss out of someone's site. What's to say that any site you built would be any better than, or even as good as, mine? Your message certainly doesn't show any signs whatsoever of intelligence or wit, so what's to say that any site you built would either? So, until you have a site attracting 50+ visitors a day, and positive comments, shut the fuck up. P.S. You doing this entry didn't have anything to do with the fact that you disagreed with what I said in the Guestbook of Joes's love shack, did it? Only, you did come from there.

What is your name? Pico Nohassalnopinacolada
How did you find this website? http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/joesloveshack/
Where are you from? Uruguay
Favourite quote? Are you a virgin? Not yet
What the hell? you posted in Joe's message board, defending Joe when someone made fun of him. You agreed with this:
WHY R U PEOPLE SO MEAN? WHO THE FUCK R U, TO SIT THERE AND MAKE FUN OF THIS KID? I DONT KNOW HIM, AND MAY NOT THINK HES LIKE THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE, BUT I DONT WRITE STUFF TO MAKE HIM FEEL BAD. U ASSHOLES HAVE ALOT OF GROWING UP TO DO. GO PLAY IN THE FREEWAY.

I hope this was just an excuse to plug your website. Joe is retarded, check out his o
Please leave a message/comments *no she wouldn't. I know exactly what she'd be doing if she were alive today clawing at her coffin lid

What is your name? Pico Nohassalnopinacolada
Favourite quote? forgot this
Please leave a message/comments I hope this was just an excuse to plug your website. Joe is retarded, check out his online journal. NO ONE is that stupid (see the "George" episode for proof) I don't approve of the homophobia, but, Chrissakes, Princess Di would have planted a land mine under his chair if she was alive*.
But I really did like the "not yet" answer. seriously, that is funny, even if it did come from a 32 year old loser. I think you should get a spinal cord injury, like Christoper fucking Reeve. I hope you loose all of your nerve cells to, except the ones that let you feel pain.
I'm just kidding, I think you're rad to the max

Note from Site Owner: Next time, could you please confine your entry to one entry, as it looks better that way. Remember not to click "Submit", until you're actually ready to submit. You seem to have left your comments under the favourite quote question, in the message below. That's wrong, you leave them under Comments - sorry if it's a bit confusing. Oh, and " Are you a virgin? Not yet ", isn't a quote. Moving on, that site where I supposedly left a message on the Board, doesn't have a Message Board, only a Guestbook - there's a difference. I am very sorry that me sticking up for him offends you. I'll remember to take your feelings into account, next time. Also, after looking at your message, I think you are calling me a 32-year-old loser. I'm not, I'm a 19-year-old loser ( although, credit where it's due, you managed to put " loser ", not " looser " ), which explains why my Yahoo! ID is smartass_1982, not smartass_1969 or smartass_1968. Perhaps Maths isn't taught as well in Uruguay. However, I have to confess that I found the Princess Di planting a landmine bit, almost funny. Before I go, while I am not a Medical student, I believe that having a spinal cord injury actually involves losing nerve cells in itself. You can't have one occurence without the other. Anyway, I'll be off, now, I fancy a bit of horse riding

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Note from Site Owner: Congratulations on learning a letter of the alphabet - I wish you all the best in learning the rest.

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Note from Site Owner: Good to see you back again! And congratulations on learning another letter of the alphabet. You'll be speaking in full sentences next! I look forward to seeing you again when you've learned to type the letter "h".

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Note from Site Owner: I'm so glad to see you back again, and after only one week as well. One letter a week? That must be the equivalent of learning the whole alphabet in six months. Your parents must be very proud. Watching Sesame Street really paid off. Your vocabulary is already enough to make you the envy of any professional footballer. I really can imagine the sense of achievement you must feel. Kinda like that that I had, when I won my first burping contest. I hope I see you back soon, spreading your newly found literacy to all and sundry. However, the next letter may prove more of a challenge, as it will involve moving your finger up, and two keys to the right. Never mind, I still have every confidence in you. I only hope that when you come to the letter " Z ", that I don't take it the wrong way.

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Note from Site Owner: Your self-centredness never ceases to amaze me.

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Note from Site Owner: Five letters! That's good. I'm going to contact some Countdown champions
, to see which words you should now be able to speak.

What is your name? angelite
How did you find this website? from a host
Where are you from? msn cuckoo and rainbow
Age? 35
Favourite food? 18 year old opinionated boys
Occupation? telling it how it is
Hobbies? hmm hard one
Favourite quote? fuck off
Please leave a message/comments now i know what kiddies like you like to do in your spare time ... hmmmm fabby ... lol.... ten outta ten for effort .. very interesting your artical about hosts..........im sure they will all visit you in the very near future and leave their own personal message seeing as you love us all

Note from Site Owner: Hey, " Angelite "! I look forward to hearing from all your buddies at MSN, soon. I am glad my Article ( or " Artical ", as you would say ) has had the effect I wanted it to. Hope the truth didn't hurt too much. Maybe I could add your Guestbook entry to the Article. Did you know the host I named and shamed, personally? Anyway, I look forward to being inside your stomach. I hope you have a main course planned, though, as I'm really pretty ickle. I would write more, but it's my bedtime, now, mummy's going to read me a bedtime story. Then, I guess I will dream about all those MSN Chat Hosts that I pretend to hate, but really love, and have secret fantasies about. Bye x
P.S. You said " fuck "! That's profanity! What a bad example to all those sensitive, vulnerable MSN Chatters who read my site. I'd have expected more from a well-respected MSN Chat Host, such as your good self. I thought that was only said on Yahoo!

What is your name? Jeebo
Your website's title? Funny Sport Videos
Your starsign? No idea, don't believe in such pants
Where are you from? Scotland
Age? 1
Are you religious? Nope...I got a brain
Are you single? Nope
Favourite food? Large Donner Kebab...Salad and Sauce!
Favourite band/group? Bob Dylan and Dinosaur Jr
Occupation? Who want to know?
Hobbies? Fearing Death
Latest news in your life? Lost 7 balls round the Darnley course in troon...that's got ya
Favourite quote? I hate twats that have favourite quotes
Please leave a message/comments no

Note from Site Owner: Listen, mate, I'm the Smartass around here, not you. Stop trying to imitate my cool alias.

What is your name? devilsdaughter6969uk
How did you find this website? smartass_1982 told me
Where are you from? blackburn
Are you religious? no
Are you single? yes
Favourite food? pasta salad
Favourite band/group? destiny's child
Latest news in your life? im single and happy
Favourite quote? age is just a number so lets get to it
Please leave a message/comments cool site hope others like it

Note from Site Owner: Sssssshhhh! Don't let it slip that I was on Yahoo! Chat:)

What is your name? Laura
Your website's title? moving even quicker
Your starsign? Virgo
How did you find this website? A little birdie told me to visit
Where are you from? Scotland
Age? 17
Are you religious? thats a tough one - NO!
Are you single? yes, hopefully not 4 long tho :)
Favourite food? chicken softees from Greggs
Favourite band/group? WESTLIFE
Occupation? @ skool
Hobbies? trampolining, swimming, cheerleading and just having a laugh really
Latest news in your life? I was a cheerleader at Hampden Park on the 29th of May
Favourite quote? if yer no fast, yer last!
Please leave a message/comments Hi there!! I see some smartass, besides u has been at it again, half inching stuff from the other guestbook. I have no news. c ya!

Note from Site Owner: Yeah, but let's face it, he's a mere amateur compared to me, in the Smartass stakes.

What is your name? Johnathan Woss
Please leave a message/comments I weally don't think this website is good, as it's never updated, which is a weal shame, it used to be a weally good laugh, but then I guess my feelings are iwwelevant, am I wight?

Note from Site Owner: Never updated??!! Last update was a mere two days ago!! At least paste appropriate entries from the Guestbook entries from a mate's sites Article.
P.S. Can you teach me how to cut and paste? I am weally impressed!

What is your name? im not telling but i assume you know
Your website's title? no
Your starsign? VIRGO ...the bet sign in the zodiac....AH HEM
How did you find this website? the asshole u are signed my guestbook and screwed it up
Where are you from? canada
Age? noooooooo
Are you religious? hell no!
Are you single? yes and i always will be
Favourite food? stttttttttwwwwwwwwaaaabeeewwwies
Favourite band/group? no comment
Occupation? bum
Hobbies? skating..drawing
Latest news in your life? life sux...what else is new
Favourite quote? "what goes around comes around"
Please leave a message/comments ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

Note from Site Owner: Oooohhh, someone's a bit touchy.
P.S. Have you thought of deleting the message? Or is that too logical?

What is your name? god
Your website's title? markwarren-wot a wank
Your starsign? ur mawz crack
How did you find this website? on a benders search
Where are you from? scotland
Age? -45
Are you religious? am i fuck
Are you single? maybe....encounters with your maw would prove negatitve
Favourite food? fish
Favourite band/group? hapy hardcore
Occupation? pimp
Hobbies? riding
Latest news in your life? found out mark warren is a fuck
Favourite quote? hahahahahahah your gonna die
Please leave a message/comments hey wank, your gonna die 2wice

Note from Site Owner: Hey, God, I'm so glad you enjoyed my site. If I'd have known you were stopping by, I'd have changed the Guestbook's satanic colours. I am interested to learn that you enjoy horse riding. I really enjoyed your Guestbook entry - illiterate humour at its best. However, you put the wrong e-mail address in - prenti2k@hotmail.com and charlie@prentice90.freeserve.co.uk are the correct ones, your Holiness. A lot of girls may want to e-mail you, being as you're single ( and encounters with my maw would prove negative - much like your I.Q. test results ). I hope you are present at both my funerals, though I am a little disappointed to learn that you're only allowing me two lives ( I hoped to be reincarnated more than once *sighs* ). Never mind, maybe I'll come back as a porn star, or something really cool like that. Please come again soon. Send my regards to Jesus.
P.S. What's a mawz crack?

What is your name? The Great 1ONE1
Your website's title? FUck u
Your starsign? *
Where are you from? NY
Age? 14
Are you religious? HeLL NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Are you single? yea
Favourite food? shit >>> lol >>> pizza
Hobbies? playin cs and kickin a$$
Please leave a message/comments damn nigga ur site iz mad gay >>> it really sux>>> lol

Note from site owner: Nice message - perhaps next time I could have it in English? Couldn't you have thought of a more discreet way of advertising your stupidity? A sign over your head saying " I am a retarded moron ", perhaps?
P.S. MY site sux? This comes from someone with a site with no content, and about one visitor a day. Do you understand the concept of irony? I did you a favour, and took your URL out of your entry...saved you a lot of embarrassment, I'd say.

What is your name? Anonymous Surfer
Your website's title? Filipina Girl
How did you find this website? some guestbook
Are you single? yup
Favourite quote? There are as many truths as there are people.
Please leave a message/comments Don't worry I'll email that idiot! Wanna visit my site go ahead I'm not gonna stop you.

Note from Site Owner: Awwww, thanx! I'm touched at you deeming me worthy of visiting your site. Just for that, I'll let you keep coming here

What is your name? Terry
Your website's title? how to build a web site
Your starsign? leo
How did you find this website? guestbook
Where are you from? ohio
Age? 51
Are you religious? yes
Are you single? yes
Favourite food? seafood
Favourite band/group? dreadful dead
Occupation? painter
Hobbies? pool
Latest news in your life? engaged
Favourite quote? feed a man a fish you feed him for a day,teach him to fish you feed him for a life time
Please leave a message/comments sign my guestbook on my home page and get a link back to yours plus on the bottom of my reviews page sign up for updates

Note from Site Owner: Yes, boss! Anything else we can all do for you while we're here?

What is your name? Leonie Smith
Your website's title? Turquoise Floyd's World
Your starsign? Scorpio
How did you find this website? You signed my friend's guestbook
Where are you from? SFK, UK
Age? 26
Are you religious? Is the Pope Italian? No....
Are you single? Yes, but I think you're probably too young for me, haha
Favourite food? Chinese
Favourite band/group? Tonight I are mostly listening to Johnny Cash, although I listen to lots of different people
Occupation? Freelance writer or unemployed layabout - you decide!
Hobbies? Writing's not a hobby - its an obsession. Website stuff, reading, taking photos with my crappy digicam...
Latest news in your life? Without wanting to sound too egotistical... I'm having a couple of poems published
Favourite quote? "The world is so small now it is as if the backyard is on fire and the millennium I will not live to see stands like a triumphal arch commemorating mankind's hollow victories - the winners will be the losers and we, who live in this selfish society, will face the greatest loss of all" - Derek Jarman
"Are you threatening me?" - The Great Cornholio
Please leave a message/comments You have possibly, no, definitely the greatest satirical site I have ever seen in my entire time bumming around the Internet. No seriously. I'm not kidding. You cover so much ground in your articles section - I'm jealous! Kudos!

Note from Site Owner: Cheers! (I'll pay you later)

What is your name? Geo
How did you find this website? Gyrate.Org
Occupation? t
Please leave a message/comments
Look At Gyrate's Page Now Thats Good
Go Do Ur Dad

Note from Site Owner: Why would I wanna do my dad, when your mum is so much better?

What is your name? John-Boy
Your starsign? Aquarius
How did you find this website? Through Gewde
Where are you from? Kansas
Age? 13
Are you religious? Yes
Are you single? No, I have fourteen partners
Favourite food? Log
Favourite band/group? The Osmonds
Occupation? Schoolboy/breadwinner/police marksman/hunter/gatherer
Hobbies? Shooting fish in barrels
Latest news in your life? I caught me a big one
Favourite quote? "Hillbilly"
Please leave a message/comments Fuck off, then

Note from Site Owner: Aren't you a bit young to know words like " fuck "?

What is your name? ME
Your website's title? DONT FORGET !!!
Your starsign? ITS REALLY COOOOOL!!!
How did you find this website? TO SPAM
Where are you from? AND BLOCK
Age? GUESTBOOKS
Are you religious? OF OTHERS!!!!
Are you single? I WANT TO SHOW
Favourite food? YOU
Favourite band/group? HOW
Occupation? IT IS
Hobbies? IF SOMEONE IS
Latest news in your life? FILLING UP
Favourite quote? YOUR GUESTBOOK WITH SHIT
Please leave a message/comments I HOPE ULL ENJOY!!!
AND EVERYBODY SHOULD KNOW HOW SMART
YOUR ASSHOLE IS!!!
IM CUMIN BACK ; -)

Note from Site Owner: I wondered who it was who anally raped me.
P.S. You may be coming back, but I don't think you'll be leaving any more messages, as I've blocked your I.P. number.

What is your name? MICHAEL
Your website's title? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your starsign? PISCES
How did you find this website? IT CREPT UP ON ME LIKE A PARTICULARLY MALEVOLENT SPOT
Where are you from? THE RICHEST COUNTY IN BRITAIN (copyright Daily Mail)
Age? 18 and 10 months
Are you religious? Things aren't quite that bad
Are you single? Spose so
Favourite food? Currently mayonnaise
Favourite band/group? Suede
Occupation? Part time removal man and coffee shop worker
Hobbies? listening to wise old men, wondering who the new Grant's gonna be in Eastenders
Latest news in your life? I managed to land a job (shock horror). Surrey is the richest county in the country (although they forgot to tell Connex)
Favourite quote? "Here's my benefits form..." "I can't work saturdays..." "I'll look forward to hearing from you..."
Please leave a message/comments This isn't bad although it does reflect too much time being spent in a dining room in front of a large PC.

Note from Site Owner: Yeah, I guess it does. You see, I was conceived in PC World, and ever since I was born, I just haven't been able to get enough. But then, not all of us have parents who can afford to have their kids conceived within the confines of a test tube *sighs*.