Interview with me

1. What time is it? 8:00
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Haven't seen my birth certificate
3. Nicknames: Don't know any
4. Parents' names: Mum and Dad
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? Don't have birthday cakes
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: How can I blow them out if I don't have them?
7. Pets: 2 cats, tortoise
8. Height: Between five foot and seven foot
9. Eyes: 2, at the moment, anyhow
10. Hair color: Brown
11. Piercing: My scream used to be, yeah
12. Tattoos: Only in felt-tip, left over from ages ago
13. How much do you love your job: I don't have one, so a lot
14. Hometown: Some town in England
15. Birthplace: Derby Royal Infirmary, England. Organise a pilgrimage, NOW
16. Had the drink Calypso Breeze? No
17. Been in love before? Yes. I've played Tomb Raider, haven't I?
18. Been to Africa: No, and I have no overwhelming desire to do so
19. Been toilet-papering? No
20. Been drunk? Yes, as in tipsy, not as in drunk by someone else
21. Been toilet-papered? No comment
22. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? No, big men don't cry, they kick ass/do " damage "
23. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Bacon bits
24. 2 doors or 4 on your car: I don't have a car
25.sprite or 7 Up: They are the same drink. Fool
26. Coffee or Ice cream: Ice Cream
27. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Blanket, a stuffed animal can't keep you warm

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE

28. Number: 164
29. Why? Because It's my IQ
30. Movie: Life sux
31. Favourite holiday: Cornwall, 1999, if you mean in that sense
32. Fav food: Chicken kebabs from my local chippy
33. Fav day of the week: Monday, seeing as I don't work, and have five days to myself in front of me
34. TV Shows: None
35. Word or phrase: Smartass
36. Restaurant: Chippy
37. Flower: Rose
38. Alcoholic Drink: No thanks, too early
39. Sport to watch: Football
40. Type of Ice Cream: Chocolate mint chip with toffee and banana, if it exists. If not, it should...but I thought of it
41. Sesame Street Character: Bert
42. Disney/Warner bros: Warner Bros...I'm out of nappies, just
43. Fast Food Restaurant: Burger King

RANDOM QUESTIONS

44. When was your last hospital visit? I used to work in one...a month ago, but apart from that, the day I was born
45. Favourite Drink: Lambrusco
46. What colour is your bedroom's carpet? Can't tell, because of all the discarded newspapers
47. What was the name of your childhood blanket? Arnold..I mean, get lost, I didn't have one
48. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers License Test? None yet, but I will
49. Who is the last person you got mail from before this one? A person who loves my site, praising me about it
50. Which single store would you choose to maxout your credit card? None
51. What do you do most often when you are bored: Exactly what I'm doing now
52. Name the person that you are friends with but live farthest away from: Some kid in Surrey if u mean real life, if u mean over the net, then I dunno
53. Most annoying thing is: Old ppl getting off buses in front of you
54. Bedtime? 5 am
55. What is the most ugly thing you have ever seen? My old site design. My reflection in the mirror while I had chicken pox wasn't too nice, either
56. What's your earliest memory? I forgot
57. What time is it now? 8:16, or thereabouts

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