People that suck
During my time online, I have come across a lot of people that I think suck. I have mentioned most of them on the site, in other places, but I thought I'd bring them all together. I have given as much information on these morons as I can, along with contact details, should you wish to contact them and take the piss ( please do - they all deserve it and have earned their place here ).
Name: Ion Gurnett
Age: 16
Sex: Male
Location: Kuwait
E-mail address: See MSN
MSN:iongurnett@hotmail.com
Crime: Adding me to his MSN contacts, and throwing insults so lame my way, that I couldn't even recycle any. Included "retard ", this being particularly ironic coming from the man, sorry, boy, who tried to send me a virus, by the name of " virus.exe "
Suitable punishment: The confiscating of his dummy
Name: David Prentice
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Location: East Kilbride, Scotland
E-mail address: charlie@prentice90.freeserve.co.uk, also, see MSN
MSN: prenti2k@hotmail.com
Crime: Saying something mean to a friend, then calling me a bender.
Suitable punishment: Having every person who reads this e-mail him abuse
Name: Dave
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Location: Leeds, England
E-mail address: See MSN
MSN: crossercrosser@hotmail.com
Crime: Insulting me
Suitable punishment: Internet access revoked, thus taking away his whole life
Name: Kris
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Location: Wales
E-mail address: Possibly kris_male_17@yahoo.co.uk
Yahoo!: kris_male_17
Crime: Mistaking the pic of Prince Charles, on my Yahoo! profile, for me, and calling "me " fucking ugly.
Suitable punishment: Being subject to an I.Q. test
Name: Unknown
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Location: Wales
E-mail: Possibly dragon_in_my_skates@yahoo.co.uk
Yahoo!: dragon_in_my_skates
Crime: Calling me an English twat, and telling me to fuck off out of the Cardiff room, on Yahoo! Chat. Also, saying no to having me on his Yahoo! Messenger friends list
Suitable punishment: Having his profile submitted to yahoogimps.com
Name: Ian
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Location: London
E-mail: See MSN
MSN: yanne88@hotmail.com
Crime: Being a pervert, lying and calling me a twat
Suitable punishment: Being anally raped
Name: Nick
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Location: Walsall, West Midlands, England
E-mail: See MSN
MSN: niktheking@hotmail.com
Crime: Adding me to his MSN contacts, insulting me, then blocking me
Suitable punishment: Hacking his e-mail accounts
Name: Unknown
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Location: The Wirral, England
E-mail: Possibly ghost_uk_eng@yahoo.co.uk
Yahoo!: ghost_uk_eng
Crime: Telling me to fuck off, on Yahoo!
Suitable punishment: Being informed by many that he is not funny
Name: Unknown
Age: 48
Sex: Male
Location: Dudley, West Midlands, England
E-mail:zoony@freedom.net, also, see MSN
MSN: zoony55@hotmail.com
Yahoo! zoony55
Crime: Being very perverted, and asking people for obscene and very indecent pictures
Suitable Punishment: A good kick in the bollocks - daily
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